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NEW SHIP YOU GUYSYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Homestuck.
You: hye there
Stranger: sup landwwellin scum
You: how am i suposed to no?
Stranger: wwhat wwell bein that youre you i mean you really should knoww
You: lol like u think i wuld
Stranger: oh god wwhat the fuck is evven wwrong wwith you
You: i think
You: i might be
You: *passes out on floor*
Stranger: are you alright
Stranger: wwell fuck me
You: *alcohol is fucking everywhere holy shit roxy how much have you drank?*
Stranger: *is freaking out in the corner trying to call karkat on his cell phone*
You: u there
Stranger: no cod just go awway
Stranger: *kicks at the human*
You: *rolls down stairs* ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Stranger: *sobs lightly in the corner karkat having blocked his number*
You: yo fishy dude
You: why did u push my down the stairs
pinki piYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like My Little Pony, and MLP.
You: Hi there! My name's Pinkie Pie, and I threw this party just for you!
Stranger: Thanks Pinkie!
You: Were you surprised? Huh were you?
Stranger: Yes! I was!
Stranger: Any presennts?
You: Well duh! What kind of party would this be without presents?
Stranger: I'll close my eyes!
You: Okay okay! I'll get the presentssssss~!
You: *Brings tons of presents like seriously did every guest get you like, twenty?*
Stranger: P-pinkie, there's too many!
You: Nonsense! There's no such thing as too many presents!
Stranger: *Looking at the mass* It just doesn't feel right... :/
You: *Gasp* I know!
You: You need help opening them, don't you?
Stranger: *Shrugs* Well.....
You: Do you want to eat the cake first instead?
Stranger: Why not! *Walks over to the cake*
You: Do you liiiiike it?
You: *Really big cake, like, really. Sweet Jesus Pink
facking f33ls mancarcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat.
cuttlefishCuller [CC] joined chat.
CG: HEY FEFER.
CC: 38D )(ey t)(ere Karkat!
CG: HOW IS THE AFTERLIFE?
CC: It's pretty cool R-E-ELY!
CG: OH. COOL.
CC: -Except -Eridan's still all prissy against t)(e landdwellers.
CG: MAKES SENSE, THE DOUCHE.
CG: ARE YOU STILL FRIENDS WITH HIM?
CC: Yes, kinda. We worked out MOST of our problems. 38)
CG: EXCEPT HE KILLED YOU.
CC: Well G-E-EZ Karkat! Way to bring t)(at up! )(e)(.
CC: But I understand w)(y )(e did it. Kinda.
CC: Not reely.
CC: I'm lying.
CG: SOMEHOW ONLY YOU CAN MAKE ME SMILE LIKE THAT...
CC: GR-EAT! 38D I'm so glad at least someone can!
CC: )(e)(e, so )(ow's everyt)(ing going wit)( you?
CG: PRETTY SHITTY.
CC: 38( Awww, reely?
CG: I KIND OF MISS YOU GUYS, NEPETA, YOU AND EQUIUS.
CC: Awww, t)(at's so sweet Karkat! I never knew you )(ad a )(eart!
CG: OF COURSE I DO...
CG: YES I FUCKING MISS NEPETA...
CC: S)(e misses you too, you know. 38(
CG: I KNOW...
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